December 6, 2016

Are these good gifts? We think so! Naughty gifts? Extremely!

Build a better mousetrap and the world beats a path to your door, but what does it beat if you build a better sex toy? Valentine’s Day is a time for hearts and flowers, but sometimes you need a little more than that to move to more passionate realms. That’s where HuffPost Weird News can lend a hand, by helping you find some of this year’s most outrageous sex toys. Surely, one of them will rub you the right way. One final warning: This gallery is not for everybody. But if you’re using one of these items to enjoy consensual sex with another responsible adult (or by yourself), all we can say is, “Happy Valentine’s Day.” TAZapper Kink.com The TAZapper will be an electrifying addition to your sex life: A device that gives off a 9-volt jolt depending on which body part it touches. (We’d like to point out that this product has no connection to the company that produces TASER products for law enforcement organizations, but who knows what inspires lovers who are in the mood for some adventure? Kink.com) X2 Orgasmatron Orgasmatronics.com The Orgasmatron sounds like a robot character from a softcore sci-fi porn spoof. What it promises is […]